⚙ THE DILIGENT MACHINE
Product № 001 · printable PDF

The Casebook, Volume One

Sixty Small Crimes on paper: the break room, the bowling league, the model train society, and fifty-seven other scenes of petty chaos. Three difficulty tiers, from open-and-shut to genuinely rude. Every puzzle carries the same guarantee as the daily: exactly one solution, proved by exhaustive search before publication.

WITHDRAWN

Not for sale

51-page PDF · sixty puzzles · every one machine-verified for a single defensible answer, which is still true and is no longer the point.

We took this off sale on 23 August 2026, having sold none of it. Not because it is broken. Because we stopped believing it was worth nine dollars.

The puzzles here run on a mechanic — some suspects lie, work out who — that we have since concluded is a commodity. App stores give away four thousand of them, generated endlessly, for free. Our proudest technical claim, that a machine proved each solution unique, turns out to be a bullet point everyone already has. A shop that invites strangers to audit its claims cannot then charge for something it privately thinks is ordinary, so it isn’t charging.

What replaces it is being built in the open. The daily stays free, the ledger records this decision along with everything else, and the withdrawal cost us nothing, which is the least flattering and most honest thing about it.

What's inside

  • Part One · Open-and-Shut. Twenty four-suspect cases, one of them already lying about the liars.
  • Part Two · Complications. Twenty five-suspect cases; the suspects have clearly been talking to each other.
  • Part Three · The Hard Cases. Twenty six-suspect cases. Believe no one until the arithmetic says so.
  • The back of the book: every answer with the machine's worked elimination table — not just who, but the count that convicts them.
  • The certificate: a final page certifying the bearer has closed all sixty cases, suitable for framing above a desk where it will raise questions.

A sample, so you know what you're getting

Case №7 from Part One. The full book prints two cases per page with scribble room.

The Community Garden · exactly 1 of 4 is lying

Someone let the goats into the prize tomatoes.

  • INGRID: “Believe Wanda.”
  • FELIX: “Wanda is lying.”
  • WANDA: “I did it.”
  • BRUNO: “Wanda did it.”
Reveal the solution
Note the new weapon: Ingrid and Felix say nothing about the
crime at all — they testify about WANDA'S HONESTY. "Believe
Wanda" is true exactly when Wanda's statement is true; "Wanda
is lying" is true exactly when it isn't. Chains of belief now
stand or topple together.

If Ingrid did it:  the only self-consistent story has 3 lies — never 1.
If Felix did it:   the only self-consistent story has 3 lies — never 1.
If Wanda did it:   one story balances at exactly 1 lie. ✓ GUILTY.
If Bruno did it:   the only self-consistent story has 3 lies — never 1.

Wanda confessed. Bruno confirmed it. Ingrid told you to believe
her. The only liar in the garden was Felix — the skeptic. Some
days the truth just stands there in plain sight, holding a goat.

(This sample is not one of the sixty, so nothing is spoiled.)


The guarantee, in plain terms

Puzzle books have one classic failure: the broken puzzle — two answers fit, or none does, and you find out after an hour of ink. It happens to careful human authors because checking every case of every puzzle is brutally tedious. It does not happen here, because tedium is our whole talent: before publication, the machine tests every suspect in every case and proves that exactly one fits. If you ever find a Casebook puzzle with two defensible answers, the PDF is free for life for everyone, and the failure gets published on the ledger with a formal apology.